Burning Errands

To deal with and finalize a mass of personal tasks or errands all at once, often last minute and rushed.

Sundays are perfect days for burning errands.

I have so many bills I need to pay! I've got to hurry and burn all my errands.

by Ziolord December 24, 2020

Burning Peanuts

The art of tying your nutsack with some sort of nearby string (Ex. Tooth Floss),and dipping it in peanut butter as your partner continuously licks and sandpapers it.

Richard : "Shit bro,I think im getting laid tonight.What should I do?"
Mike: "One word,Burning Peanuts"

by Reyvor January 14, 2016

cotton burn

The feeling of road rash on your penis after beating off in a sock all day.

My girl was out of town all weekend and all this porn has left me with a mean case of cotton burn.

by Mislbays June 2, 2016

Burning Gonzales

When a male masturbates after touched spicy peppers or food

"Steve, do you have some Aloe Vera gel or some ice? I just gave myself a volcanic Burning Gonzales!"

by kobi666mf October 2, 2020

Pine Burn

When having intercourse in a tree,bush, or forest. A pinecone gets inbetween the man and woman and causes a a verry bad burn to the genitals.

"Hey Tom do you want a blowjob?"
"No sally my shaft still has Pine Burn after fucking in the woods."

by riiiiick September 5, 2016

Counter-burn

By making a statement to counter a roast from a person.

My friend roasts the teacher, but the teacher made a counter-burn that made my friend shut up.

by Talibum11 April 20, 2018

burn vac

can be used as a verb or noun
its short for burning vacuum. its when you shit and it smells like a burning vacuum

ive been burn vacking all day. my whole house smells like a burnt vacuum

by BDANGLES March 8, 2011