Ben Burger

A hamburger made by Ben Hatley, often eaten near the end of summer and at the start of fall. Often it is grilled on a lawn chair instead of a grill. Ben Burgers are so huge that they take up a bunch of space. They are often covered in tomatoes, peppers, and onions. You can't get them anywhere else but Oshawa, Ontario. So if you're looking for something good to eat at the end of summer, get a Ben Burger. And remember, Ben Hatley sent you!

Ben: Oh boy, looks like its Ben Burger time again!

Liv: Mmm, I love your Ben Burgers to death!

Ben: They're huge, aren't they? One taste of this baby and you'll be runnin' for the Benmobile. Serious grease! (he's laughing very hard - gut shaking)

Sylvia: Hey guys, are you two having a Ben Burger? I've never had one. What's in it?

Dan: Whoah, these Ben Burgers are sweet! I'm dying to know the recipe.

Ben: Well, you take a hamburger and you set it out on the lawn chair. Then, when its cooked on one side, you flip it over and you cook it on the back side. And then you put onions, tomatoes, and peppers on it. Here, taste this!

Dan: (he tastes it) Oooh, this is good! Thank you! (he gives one to Sylvia)

Sylvia: Whoah, this is sweet! Might be a little hard the abdominals. But this is crazy sweet. Thank you!

Ben: You're welcome! Thank Liv too. She eats these. Now, let's hit the Benmobile. (he takes off jogging) See you there!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 1, 2011

European Burger

When a man and two women in and/or from the continent of Europe engage in the sexual act of placing the male's penis between the women's vaginas. The women then begin to scissor, stimulating both the male and themselves. Sauce optional.

Girl #1: I'm so hungry, but I'm on a diet!

Girl #2: How about a European Burger?

Girl #1: What's that?

Girl #2: Well, it's really filling, I'll tell you that much...

by thegoodgero June 24, 2011

cum burger

mixture of cum shit and a womans period mixed in a bowl cooked in urine.

mmm lets all make a cum burger

by bal March 8, 2005

Dirty Burger

A sexual maneuver in which you take a fresh piece of shit, either your love partners or your own, and then you splooge on it (adding the "special sauce"), then you take it and put it between your partners ass cheeks (the buns), and you got yourself a nice dirty berger.

My girlfriend was being a total twat last night, so I gave her a nice dirty burger... then I punched her in the face.

by Jon Herburt August 7, 2007

Jizz Burger

Turkish for 'cheese burger', pronounced "chiz burger".

Cameron: 'Ougous, I was down at the petrol station earlier and I saw on the menu "jizz burger". What is it?'

Ougous (with a Turkish accent): 'You know, it's like when you go into MacDonalds and you ask for a 'chiz burger'.

by Puss-Fella March 14, 2011

DOME BURGER

Oral sex performed on a male.


Can be substituted with:
-head piece
-brain
-skull
-dome
-wiglaf dome
-dome lid

"That poor Sean spilled his vanilla milkshake only after a minute of a taste domeburger at McCormicks."

by Anthony May 15, 2005

burger king

a place where they spit in your food and say its mayo.

angel walks into burger king and orders a hamburger rudely she turns around 4 5 seconds the worker spits in her food.
angel goes to sit down and munches into her burger "this mayo is delicious i have neva tasted anything like it before i want the recipe"

by Ash4lyfe April 17, 2008