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Blow Flex

Getting a blow-job while you are benching large amounts of weight. Considered the holy grail of blow jobs. You get huge while getting hige.
A blow flex is where you go into a closet with a girl and she starts to pull your pants down. You looks for someplace to sit and you see a bench. As she starts sucking, you start benching, thus a blow flex.
by Supa Psych Mike June 19, 2010
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Blowbuttage

The act of providing oral pleasure to a man's cock while sticking your finger in his juicy ass
James blowbuttaged a handsome chap in the men's room at Bloomingdales...his turgid cock felt good in Jame's mouth and his tight ass squeezing down on Jame's finger made Jame's shot his wad all over the stall floor.
by nycreadynow July 16, 2010
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Blow-Fishing

Blow-Fishing is when an individual is trying to appear large in a way to try to provoke and scare (an individual,animal,opponent, attacker, etc )
(Scenario On Blow-Fishing )
Yesterday, George had to blow-fish a bear he saw while camping, in fear of an impending attack.
by Angel ^.^ January 30, 2015
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Beefy Blow job

when anal to a woman, the girl lets one rip, thus giving you a blow job from the rear, aka a beefy blow job
Timmy:ima stick this so far up your rear

creature: i dont know if thats a good idea, that chinese food didnt agree with me

Timmy:too bad

creature: *lets one go*

Timmy:YES!! a beefy blow job!
by ginganuts January 30, 2009
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Okie-blow

The act of blowing one's nose by blocking one sinus by pushing it shut with one finger, then blowing projectile snot out the other sinus.
I okie-blowed a snotwad onto the neighbors cat.

I have really good aim when I okie-blow.
by WiseRook July 17, 2009
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mexican leaf blower

when the mexican that snorts the most coke has allergies and has to go outside to blow snot rockets and gets rid of your leaves for you in the process.
no honey, i don't need to rake this year, i got a mexican leaf blower.
by vato4loko99bananas March 17, 2015
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Shomi and Blow me

It's when you get a blow job while watching Shomi, Netflix's bastard little brother
Hey girl, you should come watch some Shomi and blow me!
by Ray Lockwood June 8, 2016
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