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Chronic Bull Shit (C.B.S)

The constant whining and complaining of illnesses and injury you don’t have. hypochondriac
Sammy has a sever case of Chronic Bull Shit (C.B.S)
by The diagnostics November 7, 2017
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Bullshitt

Getting tested by your PO.
by Grandaddy Purp March 9, 2009
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Bullshitism

The philosophy that everything is bullshit. As such, nothing should be considered true, and trying to be truthful is purposeless. It was created who knows when, by who knows who.
The bolsheviks had no words to say to the bullshitiks, who would only see anything they said as false. This is because the bullshitiks actively practiced bullshitism. Which in turn resulted in massive bullshittery.
by Bullshitik#1 November 14, 2020
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Bulkshit

When there's just so much bullshit happening it now comes in "bulk" !
I'm so sick of all this bulkshit! I'm on bulkshit overload!
by Wonder Woman 68 February 2, 2019
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No Bull-Shit Assesment (NBSA)

No Bull-Shit Assesment. A truthful and realistic assessment of a situation, rather than, for example, a sugar-coated best case scenario.
When can I expect the tax report? Give me a No Bull-Shit Assesment (NBSA)
by TheMixedBag August 19, 2010
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bull shit artist

an expert at telling you bull shit. Usually has a degree to back up their bull shit.
Example 1:

Psychiatrist: You are suffering from severe depression.

Defenseless kid: no. I feel fine.

kids parents: Johnny, you are depressed. listen to the doctor.

(in this example the Psychiatrist is a master bull shit artist capable of convincing anyone of any bull shit)

Example 2:
(a man at a modern art museum looks at a painting consisting of randomly placed lines)

man: this is crap

artist: no, you just don't get my art

man: oh, I see it now

(in this example, the artist is not only a bullshit artist but an artist as well!)
by bob the robber November 6, 2006
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Bullshine

a gloss of appetizing bullshit to cover up some seriously sickening other shit, i.e. euphemistic spin of something that the bullshiner (one who applys bullshine to something) is trying to cover up
hospitals explaining the consolidation of care as coordinating care for better patient care (the bullshine), when really they are consolidating so as to gather bargaining power with insurance companies (the sickening other shit that needs to be covered up).
by jizztheEyeberg October 18, 2009
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