Bran Muffin

When you are calling someone the shit because bran muffins give you the shits

That girl is a bran muffin
= That girl is the shit

by Big Ezz August 25, 2005

brand new

brand new is/was always classified in more of the indie scene and unlike EMO, jesse lacey actually writes about real life experience and doesnt complain about his mistakes or those very experiences.there sound is quite similiar to that of the smiths. jesse lacey is the deepest most profound song writer out there and i admire him for his guts and making it thru tuff sergeries and relationships JESSE LACEY IS MY HERO the best thing for brand new is to stay low key because no one wants them getting popular, so emo crowds can pretend to be "profound", instead of depressed and insane.

brand new fan: i love this song "play crack the sky"
emo kid: oo whats that can i hear?
bnf: FUCK NO BITCH GO LISTEN TO HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS AND CUT URSELF!
emo kid: **wimpers** ...maybe ill do that.

by deelucy August 23, 2006

Boyant

The definition of a gluteus maximus that is described as "Perfect"

Her gluteus maximus is Boyant! damn

by massillontig May 24, 2011

western branch

A high-school in the 757 that is full of stuck up rich kids and fuckboys

"Did you hear that she is dating a guy from Western Branch?"
"He's probably a fuckboy."

by 757yo May 14, 2016

branches

to call someone extremely ugly.
disgusting raunchy ugly nails horrifying unattractive horrid

That bitch is so branches; she needa go get her face done.

by Shmanzerville February 18, 2009

brand NEW

The Best damn Band in the fucking world. even Better when playing with Taking Back Sunday

Brand New Kicks major ass

by Nathan August 29, 2003

Brand Whore

Those priding themselves by wearing overly expensive brand-name items such as Nike and Hollister, which they most likely bought from a thrift store because they cannot afford them. Usually wear ALL clothing of one brand, such as Nike socks, shorts, shoes, shirts, hats and hoodies, with matching colors of hoodies shoes and hats. Usually boasts about new shoes and their price, the same with hats.
Also can be seen wearing two pairs of socks, of two colors, with one Nike logo above the first sock on each leg.
Not to be confused with wannabe rappers which wear a single colored or patterned jacket that matches their hat color or sock color.

The first of the two words is a literal first-hand memory from overhearing brand whores.

Sam: "Oh yea! I'm matching brands today, with my new hat and socks."
Randy: "Nice man! I am too! I bought a new hat last week, but I traded it for some socks from my friend."
Sam: "Must have been the new ones, I'm getting a jacket next week, my parents are buying it for me because I fucking told them to."
Randy: "Cool, my sister just got a new pair of Nikes yesterday to, and I got some new sandals."

Most Whores will group with others to reaffirm their so called "rich club" that apparently is better than everyone else. They also criticize those not in the group to make themselves feel powerful, and will call backup when refuted by such an individual in effort to overwhelm him. Sigh brand whores

by 3stepsup September 15, 2013