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Get the .9.Blind Individualz Whom Have No Zight Are Alwayz Zerious When Adjuzting Their Own Underwear When Ztrezzed Az Well Az Being Under Durezz.9. mug.A state of being where someone understands the content or purpose of something but cannot recall or recognize its name.
I totally know what that subject teaches me in college, but I'm completely name-blind when it comes to what it's called!
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Get the Ape in blind mug.The inability to identify birds. Any birds. All birds look the same regardless of size, color, or other distinctive factors.
Bird Blindess affected individual: “what’s the deal with the parrot?”
Normal person “Thats an eagle…”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “hmm?”
Normal person: “It’s a bald eagle.. it’s the symbol of America… are you telling me you don’t recognize what bird that is?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Okay, you obviously have not read my dossier. I have bird blindness.”
Normal person: “Bird blindness?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “I can’t tell the difference between one type of bird and another.”
Normal person: “Okay but a duck and an eagle are two totally different sizes.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “yeah well they look the same size to me man”
Normal person: “what about like a hummingbird?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Tiny bird? Incredibly fast wings? Hovers?”
Normal person: “yeah! See?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Yeah I only know about that because I read it… to me they look and move just like any other bird.”
Normal person: “wow.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Bird blindess… it’s my soul weakness.”
Normal person “Thats an eagle…”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “hmm?”
Normal person: “It’s a bald eagle.. it’s the symbol of America… are you telling me you don’t recognize what bird that is?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Okay, you obviously have not read my dossier. I have bird blindness.”
Normal person: “Bird blindness?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “I can’t tell the difference between one type of bird and another.”
Normal person: “Okay but a duck and an eagle are two totally different sizes.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “yeah well they look the same size to me man”
Normal person: “what about like a hummingbird?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Tiny bird? Incredibly fast wings? Hovers?”
Normal person: “yeah! See?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Yeah I only know about that because I read it… to me they look and move just like any other bird.”
Normal person: “wow.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Bird blindess… it’s my soul weakness.”
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