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Blind the Penguin

It's when you pull your girlfriend's dress up over her head and she chases you around the bedroom.
While exercising Blind the Penguin my girlfriend knocked over the refrigerator while tap dancing.
by Tapdancingnaked July 8, 2025
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Toke blind

When you smoke so much pot you lose your vision
Yeo bro im sending you a voice note right now because i cant see enough to text you since i smoked a fat bowl and im toke blind
by Diwiebfkwlfh July 13, 2025
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name-blind

A state of being where someone understands the content or purpose of something but cannot recall or recognize its name.
I totally know what that subject teaches me in college, but I'm completely name-blind when it comes to what it's called!
by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025
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Ape in blind

When someone throws themselves into an investment, project, or trend without doing any research or thinking it through — just rushing in full force hoping for the best.
“Bro saw the coin pumping and decided to ape in blind… now he’s broke by Monday.”
by DjRob1337 September 9, 2025
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Bird Blindness

The inability to identify birds. Any birds. All birds look the same regardless of size, color, or other distinctive factors.
Bird Blindess affected individual: “what’s the deal with the parrot?”

Normal person “Thats an eagle…”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “hmm?”

Normal person: “It’s a bald eagle.. it’s the symbol of America… are you telling me you don’t recognize what bird that is?”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “Okay, you obviously have not read my dossier. I have bird blindness.”

Normal person: “Bird blindness?”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “I can’t tell the difference between one type of bird and another.”

Normal person: “Okay but a duck and an eagle are two totally different sizes.”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “yeah well they look the same size to me man”

Normal person: “what about like a hummingbird?”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “Tiny bird? Incredibly fast wings? Hovers?”

Normal person: “yeah! See?”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “Yeah I only know about that because I read it… to me they look and move just like any other bird.”

Normal person: “wow.”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “Bird blindess… it’s my soul weakness.”
by ORODCUSTOMZ September 10, 2025
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