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The Birthday Card

One may choose to ‘play the birthday card’ within the 24 hour window known as their ‘birthday’ in order to guilt trip somebody into agreeing to their mediocre plans...
Dana: Dude I’m not just gonna come suck your dick at your dirty ass apartment then drive you 2 hours so you can hang out w/ your parents who you pretty much still live with anyways...
Russ: Gee that’s funny cause according to this calendar it’s MY BIRTHDAY.

Dana: Fuck, you’re playin the birthday card? Aight fair enough gahaaahhaahaha
Russ: Byawwwwww
by Rusty Spoons July 5, 2019
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Surprise Birthday

The act of shoving your fist into a late pregnant lady and pulling the fetus out.
I really wanted Jim to be born on 4/20, so I gave him a surprise birthday.
by DMTisGreat October 21, 2019
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Solar Birthday

Once you LEARN about the definition about the Golden Birthday, the solar birthday is the year after.
Wow I just found out my golden birthday was in 2015 and as I speak it's the year 2019. This means my solar birthday is in the year 2020.
by Yoyomacavaz December 21, 2019
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Half Birthday Bros.

Two guy friends who have their birthdays exactly six months apart.
Guy A: Yo, when is your birthday?
Guy B: September 26th, 1981.
Guy A: No way!!! My birthday is May 26th, 1981!!
Guy B: Holy shit! We're half birthday bros.!
Guy A: He'll yeah! That's fuckin' sweet!
by LS2k July 12, 2021
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Weekly Birthday

When someone needs more than 1 birthday a year, they celebrate their birthday weekly to share the wonders of aging up so quickly.
Sam: Guys It's my weekly birthday this Tuesday, what are you guys getting me
Mat: Fuck Off
by BrawlGang July 14, 2021
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Pre birthday bj

by Whitethundergod August 15, 2021
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