Beaver Boy

A wild crossbreed animal. Typically coming from a female mother and beaver father. Often makes uncontrollable noises, and builds dams with household objects. Also known to cause forest fires through excessive smoking and dipping. Can sometimes drown in their own beer. Usually pass out before all other accompanying animals. 9 times out of 10 the beaver forgets the entire night and cannot recall his wild, tragic events. Because of the beaver's unconventional upbringing, there is often severe destruction at hand.

Person 1: Damn that beaver boy is going wild.

Person: Hes such a fuckin beaver!

by asian boys January 29, 2009

Beaver Trader

This is the female who puts out thinking, "Oh if I give him my pussy, he'll give me his undying love and devotion."

Eh-hem.... wake up, girlie!

Marcie: "But I just KNOW if I sleep with him he'll love me and want me even more!"
Sue: "You don't think he's going to commit just because you have sex with him, do you?"
Marcie: "Well yeah! If I sleep with him he'll commit."
Sue: "Girl, you're a beaver trader!"

by Angela G February 16, 2008

Beavertwat

Closely related to Twat Waffle. Commonly used as an friendsult.

Hey Beavertwat! We missed seeing you at the bar last night!

by Squeetthang March 25, 2009

Beaver Hair Underwear

A term referring to out of control pubic hair, potentially giving the illusion that one is wearing underwear, when indeed they are not.

So I thought she still had her underwear on, boy was I wrong, total beaver hair underwear...

by Chet_woolery January 26, 2010

beiber rolled

the act of getting duped into viewing a justin beiber video unintentionally. see rick-rolled

oh man i shouldn't have told my cooworker about hearing that justin beiber song on the news again, he beiber rolled me with some links i thought were about the new ipone, aaagggh!

by UuberNerd April 19, 2010

Beaver Tooth

Unlike Bluetooth, it's the way women in a large group communicate to each other about a guy without having to speak.

Girls vagina using Beaver Tooth: What do you think if this guy, hes pretty cute.. *fiddle*....Send.

by JonnyRay August 21, 2010

Beaverton, Michigan

A small town in the state of Michigan. It was named by Cananadins, which is what some people call Canadians. It has a lake and a Subway. Unlike another hater comment, We do not dump our fecies in the lake.

Welcome to Beaverton, Michigan!

by Jboby January 7, 2013