by Schmungle June 5, 2017
Get the beef machinemug. A beefy tool. He will have a greasy beard and moustache that curls around his lips. He will choose Pilsner over water anyday.
by BritEvans April 20, 2019
Get the Tool beefmug. Beef Jerkys are a nickname for Jerks.
They always want some beef, (Tension or fighting)
And are Jerks. Also can be used as a codeword.
They always want some beef, (Tension or fighting)
And are Jerks. Also can be used as a codeword.
"That guy is such a Beef Jerky!"
by A Cheesy marsbar who wants fri August 8, 2019
Get the Beef Jerkymug. Hey did you see Beef Patch on the road yeaterday?
"Dude is your butt okay after you fell off your board?"
"Yea but its a real beef patch now."
"Dude is your butt okay after you fell off your board?"
"Yea but its a real beef patch now."
by That guy that sits to your lef December 2, 2013
Get the beef patchmug. A beef jerky.
A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.
Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.
You can also use other ground meats.
If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.
Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.
You can also use other ground meats.
If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
by Chokiecat March 8, 2019
Get the Beef jerkymug. The act of taking a dump, rising, turning around, and then ejaculating on top of the shit. If there are multiple persons doing this, it’s called a Franko experiment.
It wasn’t until Brad walked into the bathroom to piss that he saw why Josh was moaning so loud this morning. In the toilet sat a helpful serving of creamed beef.
by willyblake203 March 23, 2019
Get the Creamed Beefmug. by West Hartford Nigs June 12, 2018
Get the Shit Beefmug.