bearded clam roast

when a multitude of women get together.(the all women equalivent of a sausage fest.)

All the girls got together at Ashley's and had a bearded clam roast.

by trogdor lanelin February 27, 2007

beadyEye

BeadyEye is used to describe eastern Nigerians that are always up to no good.

That beadyEye guy got her pregnant just to claim his residency papers

by lkusam December 23, 2019

Revolutionary Beard

A beard that is untamed and unkempt. It is often worn by academics (for counter cultural reasons) or guerrillas (for practical reasons) as they fight the tyranny of capitalism, fascism, tradition, and the status-quo.

Girl: 'Won't you use a beard trimmer? You look homeless!'
Guy: 'I don't look homeless, just revolutionary!'

"Che Guevara, Karl Marx, Darwin and Jesus had such revolutionary beards!"

by Erickd December 10, 2009

theo beard

A very fit horney ginger who's big and strong and has a massive penis and makes girls moist

Omg theo beard you make me wet

by The hat sexy hat May 12, 2016

Beard (verb)

To Grow a beard to support Canadian athletes

The more i beard (verb), the more my beard donates to Canadian athletes.

by pride_of_NS January 25, 2010

Beard Bag

Quick to reject white-collar America, this subgenus of "bag" pairs his drinking habits with need to casually suggest how cool it was that he drank the night before despite having to be at work at 7 AM. Typically, beard bags are "blue collar to the bone", covered in skull tattoos and resent "pussies", even though they listen to copious amounts of Bright Eyes and Two Gallants. However, there does seem to be an increasing amount of bookish beard bags that like to "showboat read" the works of Proust and the biographies of Winston Churchill in order to suggest intellectualism and build a reclusive mystique.

Jamie is such a Beard Bag. He was over at the puss palace last night regaling us with with tales of Alaskan salmon fishing and deriding Andy for having money soft hands.

Did you see nick reading last night at the bar? I know he was pretending because his facial hair was covering the page. What a Beard bag.

by MajikalBum January 18, 2011

Near Beard

The attempt at growing a beard, by somebody who is not fully capable of doing so. Often worn by males between 13 and 20, and are usually composed of peach fuzz or sporadically placed hairs of varying lengths.

Nah man, I'm working on my near beard!

by o ReVelatioN o December 4, 2010