An event (generally unpleasant) that is almost guaranteed to happen, so that it might as well be the "middle square" in a Corporate/Bullshit Bingo card.
Jesus Christ; having Susanna speak up in a meeting without having been asked to might as well be our Middle Square.
by mc2024 January 17, 2025
Get the Middle Squaremug. Classmate: dont dance your blocks off
Someone presumably named Kim or Anne: I promise i wont, I'll make sure to use my blockhead that I'd ever so square to think things through.
Someone presumably named Kim or Anne: I promise i wont, I'll make sure to use my blockhead that I'd ever so square to think things through.
by Deidara Claymaster April 19, 2021
Get the Squaremug. by The dope atheist January 26, 2021
Get the Squaredmug. by Exit12344 November 5, 2018
Get the Squaremug. jason: yo you got a square
michael: wtf is a square
jason: ugh, you got a cigarette? you square
michael: you calling me lame or a cigarette?
michael: wtf is a square
jason: ugh, you got a cigarette? you square
michael: you calling me lame or a cigarette?
by dykeass March 18, 2019
Get the squaremug. Four guys or gals, two laying on their bellys two on their backs alternating in a square pattern, all while giving and receiving blowjobs.
by Idiot#43 July 23, 2022
Get the Forbidden Squaremug. When using the term "square" in that context, you're emphasizing not just the rigidity or uptightness of the person, but also implying a lack of intelligence or narrow-mindedness. It's a way of criticizing someone for being closed-minded or foolish in their thinking or actions. In this usage, "square neck" would indeed be a disparaging remark implying that the person's mentality is constrained and unintelligent.
In a Conversation Among Friends:
Friend 1: "I don't understand why anyone would want to try something new. Stick with what you know, right?"
Friend 2: "Wow, what a square neck thing to say. You're really limiting yourself."
In a Workplace Setting:
Colleague 1: "We've always done it this way, and it's worked fine. There's no need to change anything."
Colleague 2: "That's such a square neck approach. We should be open to new ideas and improvements."
In a Social Media Comment Thread:
Commenter 1: "People who listen to anything other than classic rock just don't appreciate real music."
Commenter 2: "Seriously? That's the most square neck comment I've seen all day. Musical taste is subjective, dude."
Person A: "Can you believe John thinks he's so smart just because he reads a few books? What a pretentious jerk."
Person B (interrupting): "Hey, ease up. Calling someone out for trying to educate themselves is a bit square neck, don't you think? Let's encourage learning, not tear it down."
Person A: "You're just a brainwashed fool for believing in politician X's policies. Can't you see how misguided and stupid you are?"
Person B (intervening): "Hold on a second. Attacking someone's beliefs like that is beyond square neck. Just because you disagree with person's politics doesn't mean you should insult their intelligence. Let's keep this discussion civil."
Friend 1: "I don't understand why anyone would want to try something new. Stick with what you know, right?"
Friend 2: "Wow, what a square neck thing to say. You're really limiting yourself."
In a Workplace Setting:
Colleague 1: "We've always done it this way, and it's worked fine. There's no need to change anything."
Colleague 2: "That's such a square neck approach. We should be open to new ideas and improvements."
In a Social Media Comment Thread:
Commenter 1: "People who listen to anything other than classic rock just don't appreciate real music."
Commenter 2: "Seriously? That's the most square neck comment I've seen all day. Musical taste is subjective, dude."
Person A: "Can you believe John thinks he's so smart just because he reads a few books? What a pretentious jerk."
Person B (interrupting): "Hey, ease up. Calling someone out for trying to educate themselves is a bit square neck, don't you think? Let's encourage learning, not tear it down."
Person A: "You're just a brainwashed fool for believing in politician X's policies. Can't you see how misguided and stupid you are?"
Person B (intervening): "Hold on a second. Attacking someone's beliefs like that is beyond square neck. Just because you disagree with person's politics doesn't mean you should insult their intelligence. Let's keep this discussion civil."
by WanderlustDreamer February 29, 2024
Get the square neckmug.