A school where half of the students are clinically retarded and are not even funny
The school is overly expensive (I’m talking 18 bags a year) just for the teachers who are also retarded ( there are some exceptions tho) to show up 10 minutes late because “tHeIr OfFiCe WaS aLl ThE wAy AcRoSs ThE sChOol” then for the dyslexic kids to waste half the lesson making some tame sound effects to get a reaction.
And the amount of love stories is revolting. Year 7s( fucking 11-12 year olds) are making out and having relationships.
Apparently they accept all races but it takes 1 look at the about 6 Muslims and 15 black peoples to find out that that’s not true.
A good thing is the rugby. The only reason i started and am where I am today is because of rugby at bennies.
Hall of shame for teachers (names blocked kind of)
Mr W**** (English)
Ms **s**o* (English)
Ms S* *al** **i** (RE/RS)
And more
Hall of fame (using descriptions)
Mr religious but fun
Dr Italian and charming
Mr French rugby coach who’s name some people say wrong
The school is overly expensive (I’m talking 18 bags a year) just for the teachers who are also retarded ( there are some exceptions tho) to show up 10 minutes late because “tHeIr OfFiCe WaS aLl ThE wAy AcRoSs ThE sChOol” then for the dyslexic kids to waste half the lesson making some tame sound effects to get a reaction.
And the amount of love stories is revolting. Year 7s( fucking 11-12 year olds) are making out and having relationships.
Apparently they accept all races but it takes 1 look at the about 6 Muslims and 15 black peoples to find out that that’s not true.
A good thing is the rugby. The only reason i started and am where I am today is because of rugby at bennies.
Hall of shame for teachers (names blocked kind of)
Mr W**** (English)
Ms **s**o* (English)
Ms S* *al** **i** (RE/RS)
And more
Hall of fame (using descriptions)
Mr religious but fun
Dr Italian and charming
Mr French rugby coach who’s name some people say wrong
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