An illiterate emo
Person 1: "Yo did you see what berrykuromi said?"
Person 2: "Nah I couldn't even read it"
Person 1: "'samn' I couldn't either"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1 and 2: "ahahah"
Person 2: "Nah I couldn't even read it"
Person 1: "'samn' I couldn't either"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1 and 2: "ahahah"
by salad.fingers October 18, 2021
Get the berrykuromi mug.The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.
I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!
by Chingycheeze August 20, 2021
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by berry’s soulmate August 20, 2021
Get the berry mug.A lot like a martyr but is someone who lives through it. Someone who is beaten up, bullied, attacked or damaged for a religious ideology or for something else they believe strongly in.
Mike accepted being a bartyr because he knew it would help the community get over the death or their friend, rather it was right or wrong.
by BiohazardBrandon September 11, 2021
Get the bartyr mug.Just like a “martyr” but you live through it. It’s a sacrifice of ones self for a bigger or religious purpose. One may take blame for something they didn’t do to provide comfort or happiness to others.
Mike was happy to be a bartyr if it meant the community could rest easy. He took the blame and was vilified because he knew it served a bigger person. He knew he did nothing wrong but took blame anyway.
by BiohazardBrandon September 11, 2021
Get the bartyr mug.It's a Turkish name. They are always pretty and looking good. They are loyal and amazing friends. Do not fucking break one's heart. thanks for reading
by lmaoaoooaoaoaoao November 21, 2021
Get the beray mug.A girl who shines like moon, usually energetic, caring and crazy.
She has many friends and she is popular.
She has many friends and she is popular.
by Betthyalradyx November 21, 2021
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