G'Bendo

The legendary footballer-soccer player-culinary giant-goat breeder-come born again Rabbi, - Washington G'Bendo.

Hailing from Kinshasa, DR Congo, and now residing in West Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. G'Bendo is an elusive soul, only coming out when the time feels right. Usually, this is on a Tuesday, after Leno has finished.

From a young age G'Bendo excelled in sports, crafts, arts and scrabble. He emits an aura of calm, in a panicked manner, and women are impregnated by his very smell.

He is known for his Dreadlocks, large sunglasses and Plaid shirts.

Also a way of describing a series of epic events, usually involving alcohol consumption.

You've been G'Bendo'd. I've been G'Bendo'd.

For Example: "I just wanna be G'Bendo'd"

"I G'Bendo'd a man in Reno, just to watch him die."

by Nella Neb March 22, 2010

Wisconsin Bendy Straw

Getting a blowjob to remove your kidney stones.

Angelica was happy to give Josh a Wisconsin Bendy Straw to reduce his pain.

by Jim Bob McCoy December 7, 2011

fender bender

idiot with no driving skills, no license no life and no social skills

probably a woman

by shiny-head, but not bald September 5, 2003

bender

A "bender" would be the definition of someone in jail. Once they go in, they don't come out with gettin' it up tha ass by another homo in there at least once.

mmm yummmmay! I WANT TO BE A BENDER! ;):P:D

by bcbabe67 April 30, 2006

Bender

A Idiot or shit that you dislike.

A person who is stupid and annoying = a bender

by Gary Salter November 13, 2009

Bender

An awful lacrosse player, Commonly used as insult used toward a defense-man by the attack. Invented in Upstate New York, primarily in section 3 (The best section).

Wow, I just scored a between the legs goal on these benders

by RippinG's&SmokinTrees February 20, 2011

bendas

A smelly fish like person.

After you spent all day at the fish market you were a real bendas

by Sean Walsh May 24, 2003