All American Handshake

During intercourse after you have inserted the penis, you insert your hand and grasp the penis and beat yourself off till completion inside of her.

"Yesterday night I was banging this of-age women and I gave her the good Ol' All American Handshake. Roll Tide!"

by TheRealAllAmerican August 16, 2023

Pardon my American

Something you say after swearing in polite company. A step up from "pardon my French."

This doctoral program is a complete cluster fuck, pardon my American.
Yes, your majesty, this realm of yours is filled with cuntadactyls and pig fuckers, pardon my American.

by bob beeflips January 22, 2018

half chinese half american

One American parent and one Chinese

Look she's half Chinese half american

by Cutekittys October 30, 2019

The last great american dynasty

The most underrated song on folklore.

There goes the last great american dynasty, who know if she never showed up what could've been?
She had a marvelous time ruining everything.

by the_weirdo_on_maple_street_11 January 2, 2023

Kylie Minogue American

A Japanese slang term for American battle hardened, emotionally scarred female military with a blunt sense of realism, quiet personality, loud fashion sense and often small of stature but deceptively muscular. Accidentally comes off as intimidating without trying.

Gives off a "dont make me embarrass or hurt you vibe."
Kylie Minogue is Australian but it doesn't matter.

Don't screw with Staff Sergeant over there, she's a "Kylie Minogue American"

by VanDammeAmerican March 20, 2023

american idiot

Republican party of the government

an american idiot is a republican party supporter

by Jedi Master May 13, 2005

American

Americans are pretty amazing, not going to lie! ;) We are powerful, smart, brave, and generous! Just so you know, I am an American and I have travelled to almost every country in the world, I aced geography which is (oh yeah) REQUIRED to pass lower school so i doubt that any Americans can't locate Europe or anywhere else on a map, I have never ever even been inside a fast food restaurant in my life (shocker eh?), and there is not ONE fat person in my entire private school!!

Person 1 = look at that tall, attractive, well groomed, well dressed, polite guy with amazing teeth!
Person 2 = must be American! :)

by balletgirl941401 July 7, 2010