Almost

Saddest word in the whole world

He was almost in love.
She was almost good for him.
He almost stopped her.
She almost made it.
He almost lived.
They almost made it.

by UR<3 December 4, 2021

almödi

A retarded mountain person

She said Cooper Kupp looks like a real almödi

by German American dude January 9, 2022

Almas

Almas funniest person you’ll ever meet

“Omg there is Almas”

“Who’s that?”
“The most funniest person ever!”

by fvoslut January 18, 2022

Almaximus Anus

An almaximus anus is a creature with rare disabilities and has the urge retardate in formidable areas of the city Bergen.
This is a weak creature and has a superior creature named after the nazis
Almaximus Anus goes by the nickname Anus after its own braincell capacity cant handle the pressure of learning the alfabet. Which just leads to impossibilities Anus can’t process.
U can find this creature in formidable areas like the woods, on a party with his head in a bowl and Nadia’s house.

-Damn u done did some Anus shit
-Almaximus Anus dat weed hit different
-løp for livet Anus! Kamego e på bussen!!!

by asertyuikbvc January 20, 2022

Alma (anki)

Alma (anki) loves guys and is straight, loves to trycka in sina ögon when they cry

Alma (anki) loves straight things

by Hdhdjdhdjdhdhshbsvfjdhd January 21, 2022

Álmos

Fiorella’s dream boyfriend. The most optimistic and the funniest person you've ever met. He is kinda SLEEPY, but still have time for everything.

OMG look! Álmos (Szundi) is coming, act sexy.

by Szundi February 4, 2022

Almond milf

When you can't digest normal milfs so you go for an almond one ;)

Superpowers: Mommy that makes you remember *EVERYTHING* from her skills.
female version of - "apne lund ke dam pe you made me crazy"

That almond milf was very useful before the exam!

by jumjumbarsapaani December 10, 2021