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al

Literally the most sexy swaggy person you could ever meet tbh, senpai art god I worship you like el worships tofu
Person A: have you ever spoken to Al?

Person B: nah I’m not interested

Person A: wow you have such horrible taste u poor loser
by Poopyfartysnotrocket March 17, 2021
mugGet the almug.

Scatty al

A woman who thinks she is better than you at looking after children when all she wants is to ask if you have see the X factor. Love, Clarice and Nancy
Wow she is such a scatty al
by Clatter+Nancy March 16, 2024
mugGet the Scatty almug.

al

literally the best cruncher a greener could evuh meet, so sigma, so skibidi, so gyatt9000.
"al is so sigma"

"literlly.:
mugGet the almug.

Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning

Only performed by Level 82+ Afghan niggas, and with a penile erectoligist present in the case of a medical emergency, where two 12 inch + Turban wearing dudes (or trannies) Lay on their backs with their erect penises pointing up at a 80-100 degree angle (Professionals can get precisely 90 degrees every time) have men with sheisties throw paper airplanes at their dicks, hitting them at the perfect angle to make them cumshot up to 90 meters. Professionals have reportedly shot up to 150 meters reaching speeds of the American Airlines Flight 11 plane itself, but this takes years of practice to master.
Osama Bin Laden reportedly used Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning to prepare the members of Al-Qaeda for their attacks on the world trade center in NY.
by NigerianFlickerGooner9000 December 23, 2024
mugGet the Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooningmug.

al dente

Hey girl, your Outfit is al dente.

Yo brah, how was your date yesterday? - Al dente.

This ass is al dente!
mugGet the al dentemug.

Mish-al

The most beautiful person you will find very funny usually a gamer very smart all around nice person they will always protect you. If you find a friend like this keep them forever
That person is so Mish-al. (Cool, intelligent, funny)
mugGet the Mish-almug.

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