Asian Sam

Depressed Sam always looking for a girl, but can never claim one. I can’t judge poor Sam because he is Asian. Asian Sam is a nice young fella with a big heart for girls and.....alcohol. Especially alcohol.

Sam: where is the alcohol and the girls
Me: over there Asian Sam

Sam: I have a big heart for girls and alcohol

by JiMmY_cArTeR May 6, 2019

asian cow

A overwieght asian female that is often seen in the wild with a mouthful of braces and stylish rolling backpack.

That asian cow is a speed racer

by Asian swagboi May 14, 2015

Asian privilege

Asians get picked over a white person to get in to colleges universities and jobs Asians also get payed more than white people asians are pedophiles that get erected when ever they see hate about white people and Asians see a lot of hate about white people.

Asian privilege is real also Asians get their bum licked by every other race it’s only white people that don’t lick Asians bum because it’s full of shit so us white people ain’t going to lick it Asians are also sensitive to they cry about anything taking down any post that hurts their feelings really quite pathetic to be honest.

by Scottishboi12346 September 19, 2022

Asian Exit

When you subtly leave the table early to pay for the meal

Every time my uncle invites my family to a dim sum, everybody tries to Asian exit their way through. It's annoying.

by rh0m3ga November 29, 2019

vanilla asian

A racist term used to describe a Russian. Usually used by Europeans

German General: we should have wiped out those filthy "vanilla Asians" back in WW2

by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

Tumbling Asian

When you are getting head from a woman at the top of the stairs. Then you ejaculate in her eyes causing her to squint, lose her balance, and fall down the stairs.

Bro I was getting topped off last night by Tiffany on the stairway then I blasted on her face, she couldn’t see, then fell backwards down the stairs like a tumbling Asian.

by BallsMahoney75 February 28, 2019

asian derek

He initially seems like a Nice guy, but then gets wayy too fucking clingy and he turns out to be a brat. Fuck you Asian Derek punk ass bitch go on a diet please

Hey, do you know Derek?
I know a lot of Dereks, Which One?
Asian Derek
Ohhhh noooo

by BigDaddyisMaddy September 18, 2017