Alaskan Tip Dip

During a blowjob the female will bite off the males tip, then proceed to drill it into the man’s anus. After inserted the man will then shit into the tip and take it out to feed it to his offspring.

Yo Jacob! My wife just gave me a Alaskan Tip Dip

by Ilovekidsbelowtheageof7 February 10, 2024

Alaskan One Night Stand

To fuck a girl at a party and realize the next day he's a femboy.

Steve: "Damn I can't stop thinking of that girl from the other night"
Alex: "From your alaskan one night stand?"
Steve: "Huh?"

by joe....... May 18, 2025

alaskan story

A story told by the same person again and again, but told so many different ways everyone wonders what the true version is.

She is telling another one of her Alaska stories. I wonder how it will end this time.

Jew and her alaskan story is all over the place.

by alaskanbadass December 17, 2015

Alaskan Slurp & Vurp

Fellatio brought to climax whereupon the active participant vomits with such force as to direct the ejaculate back through the recipient's urethra.

I came so hard that Jenny gave me an Alaskan slurp & vurp.

by Drletharga May 9, 2019

Alaskan burger

When a giant bear buttfucks a human while another bear on the side receives oral from the human

Tod: have you seen Greg?

Jake: no, he died in an Alaskan burger.

by P000k!3 April 15, 2023

Alaskan Exfoliation

The act of laying on the floor, bending ones legs over their head, and shitting on ones own face, like how sewage dribbles out of New York sewage pipes.

Man I got so bored last night I gave myself an Alaskan Exfoliation.

by anonfoxer December 3, 2020

Alaskan potluck

Multiple men in multiple holes at once. Different dishes in different areas. Concoction of every STD.

Jenny went to an Alaskan potluck on spring break.

by Hehxcc March 15, 2019