Onion log

A short skinny person who sleeps like a log

I'm so fat! I can hardly sleep anymore

Nono no your an onion log

by Thatonegirlwhohefellinlovewith August 20, 2016

tampon log

A log covered in used tampons and floppy dildos.

Man look at that tampon log

by kingmanthing November 14, 2016

cooking the log

When you have to shit so extremely bad but you hold it in. And say "well I'm cooking the log"

Jarren was cooking the log in Spanish class today. He ended up with a fresh shat

by Nipsfordays October 19, 2015

haulin' a log

This pertains to someone with a penis. You can haul a log down the street, haul a log in class (if you happen to get an NRB). Mainly, anytime you are rocking a boner. Log meaning wood, haulin' meaning carrying. Thus, haulin' a log. Carrying a boner. This applies to transvestites, as some may have a penis now.

I can't stand up right now. I'm haulin' a log.

or
I bumped into Carol as I was haulin' a log. She seemed to enjoy it.
or
Rick was haulin' a log this morning when he walked downstairs to get breakfast, which shocked mom. and ruined everyone's morning.

by vineyardgecko October 21, 2015

cream log

Millennial slang for a Hostess Twinkie.

I could really use some high fructose corn syrup right now. Do you have any cream logs?

by KingCraborNo? November 2, 2015

lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah ill be right back mate just gotta lay down a log

by bobbyjonas January 7, 2016

god log

Taking a glorious shit

The dog took a god log on the front yard.

by gdawgW March 19, 2016