Table shamed

When visiting a trendy restaurant and the server clearly doesn't think you are worthy of seating together with trendy crowd and seats you far far away.

I was at NOBU last week and we got table shamed. I didn't even know they had a back room.

by gufpirat November 11, 2021

Dive Of Shame

When you drop a/some chunk/s of biscuit/cookie inside your hot beverage and decide to retrieve said chunk/s using your hand, covering it in said hot beverage.

You: I dropped some cookie in my chocolate milk and had to do the Dive Of Shame.
Beverly: Dumbass.

by That Mug You Regret Buying January 24, 2022

Humor shaming

The term is to describe someone who wasn't involved in the conversation when you make a joke that's offensive.

Me: what was the last thing that went through JFK'S head

Friend: what

Me: a bullet

A idiot: tHats UhFennsiv

Humor shaming

by WarFather January 26, 2022

Shart Shaming

shaming somebody for sharting

Don't shart shame Frank! It is not his fault he tried to fart and in fact sharted. Shart Shaming is socially unacceptable globally.

by Tegrofreven February 2, 2022

faseoi shaming

It's the shame as accusing a girl of being a slut, but instead you accuse someone of not being in it for real but just for the networking.

Just because I've changed 2 assemblys in 2 years doesn't mean you can through your faseoi shaming at me, Mero!

by rikos_kokorikos March 9, 2022

Shame Baby

When a trucker needs to go number 2 but there's no toilet. Poop in a bag instead.

The car harassed the trucker so the trucker launched a shame baby out the window onto their windshield.

by Texan B@stard March 24, 2022

Shame-Poo

A shameful shampoo that is not even shampoo, it is just some poop that people think it is real shampoo.

Wife: Did you get my shampoo?

Husband: Yes I did

Wife: okay i will wash my hair now

*5 minutes later*

Husband: Are you done?

Wife: WTF!! WHAT DID YOU EVEN BUY?? MY HAIR IS SMELLING LIKE S#1T!!

Husband: Oh no! I-I think I a-a-accidentally bought S-Sh-Shame-Poo instead of shampoo. 😬

Wife: YOU B**CH!!!!!!!!🤬🤬😡😡

by Princess Karen September 13, 2021