second story abortion

An abortion performed by pushing a pregnant woman down a flight of stairs.
-marco
"Did you hear Paulo's girl is pregnant?"
-pierre
"Yeah but he told me he's going to give that bitch the ole 'second story abortion'"
by Elalacran October 09, 2021
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Thirty Second Warning

The thirty second warning (noun) is the overwhelming feeling that you're going to shit yourself. This often occurs after eating Asian food.
brb man, Thirty Second Warning
by Mr Smith III July 26, 2011
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good enough for seconds

A person that's good enough for seconds is tolerable or appealing enough that you would sleep with them more than once, but you wouldn't consider dating them regularly.
She's good enough for seconds and all, but fuck dating her. She's kind of a bitch.
by Lithane September 05, 2010
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Second Hand Luke

The act of letting your boyfriend go down on you after letting another guy ejaculate in you earlier.
I went over to Tom's house for an afternoon quickie, then when i got home Steve went down on me for an hour. I totally gave him a Second Hand Luke!
by Yinzer4life February 06, 2011
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Second Hand Person

When someone is talking to you and you have another friend come and vouch for you
AnaMarie was talking to Uriel and AnaMarie asked Martha to come cause she was her Second Hand Person
by anabanana04 December 01, 2020
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Second law of homodynamics

The second law of Homodynamics states that the entropy of the gayness in a closed system shall increase over time, and that the odds of someone being gay shall become more likely over time due to the easibility of being gay.

The level of homosexuality increases every time someone says no homo and further research must be done in order to understand how we can limit this pollution. currently due to the first law of homodynamics the big gay cannot be destroyed it can only be transferred meaning that current measures of using gay people to store the homo (through the use of sacrificing themselves to limit pollution through the term "full homo") is ineffective after the person has died as the homo is just released back into the atmosphere further threatening humanities survival. Further research must be completed on homodynamics and how to mitigate the increasing levels of pollution or humanity will perish in the face of the great filter.
You: "I'm terrified is humanity really going to end?"
Friend: "well according to the second law of homodynamics..."
You: "really? oh fuck me..."
Friend: "don't mind if I do"
You: "uhh no homo?"
Friend: "Full homo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "
by Souly_uwu May 29, 2018
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Three Second Walrus

A large, glittery walrus that appears can appear anywhere and at any time, but for three seconds only. It is fond of slaughtering things and consequentially said appearances often end in three second massacres. The three second rule makes no difference to him.
"I narrowly escaped getting killed by the three second walrus!"
by MagnificentRikki November 15, 2012
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