10 second hot

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a property describing when something feels warm to the touch but you cannot hold on to it for more than ten seconds before you realize that it is excruciatingly hot.

Be careful with those cookies, they may feel warm now but they're really 10 second hot.

by Chadwell The Great July 15, 2011

5 Second Cook

Someone who always makes microwaveable food, such as tv dinners and microwaveable pizzas, and considers it "excellent quality food". Can also be known as a 5 second chef.

For dinner tonight, my dad "made" us "quality" spaghetti, which was really just Stouffers. He's such a 5 second cook.

by TehKingz August 7, 2010

Second Floor Porch

The sexual act where a male protagonist is engaging in sexual congress “doggystyle” and pulls out long enough for the female (or male) recipient to defecate on the phalis.

We were having a great time, with him giving it to me from behind, so I gave him a second floor porch.

by Bill Brewster February 13, 2019

10 SECONDS LATER

Something people use to make a quick intermission or skip a boring part of a video.

Youtuber: okay guys, this will take a while, I need to farm a bit, gonna see you when I'm done
---10 SECONDS LATER---
Youtuber: Alright dudes, that took a while, but it was worth it, so let's continue with the video

by TroubleMachine March 24, 2020

Second Hand Luke

The act of letting your boyfriend go down on you after letting another guy ejaculate in you earlier.

I went over to Tom's house for an afternoon quickie, then when i got home Steve went down on me for an hour. I totally gave him a Second Hand Luke!

by Yinzer4life February 24, 2011

Second Dump Syndrome

Not all humans make bowel movements everyday. And on the rare occasion one of those people make two bowel movements with a 24 hour span, Second Dump Syndrome is the worry that goes through said persons head of the possible (but erroneous) deathly diseases he or she THINKS they may have.

Person On the toilet talking on Phone: "O.M. GOD, this is my second dump today, I probably have a new breed of the Mad Bird Flu Cow Positive Disease. I should get checked out."
Person on the other end of Phone: "Relax, dude, its nothing. You just have Second Dump Syndrome"

by Jerk Face Jerk Man January 14, 2011

second story abortion

An abortion performed by pushing a pregnant woman down a flight of stairs.

-marco
"Did you hear Paulo's girl is pregnant?"
-pierre
"Yeah but he told me he's going to give that bitch the ole 'second story abortion'"

by Elalacran October 9, 2021