Perfect marriage

Matt and Dyl

Matt and Dyl are such a perfect marriage. Matt’s a real trophy boy

by Shshjshsjss September 22, 2021

perfectly perfect

nadja

nadja is perfectly perfect

by xmhrt_ August 21, 2021

perfect pinting

When you are dry humping your girlfriend before sex, you bust a moose load inside your undies 5 min in. No sex occurs. So in panicked desperation you try to clean yourself up w the cum encrusted undies, therefore making yourself more cummy

My buddy joe meyer went perfect pinting last night. He didn't get it in

by AK41 December 18, 2017

Perfect Pump

Taking credit for coincidence to boost ones reputation.

With eyes closed "Dude i need exactly 20 in gas" accidentally hits 20 on the mark. Claimee takes credit for being omniscient. The perfect pump.

by MagicRoddy July 15, 2019

Chase perfect

Not perfect, but close enough.

This board is warped, but we can probably use it because it is Chase perfect.

by BobinVA May 13, 2020

perfect thumbs

To jerk a guy off.
The "perfect thumb" refers to the motion of her hand whilst tossing a guy off.

"dude guess what? She used her perfect thumbs on me last night"

by Realdefinitionsman May 28, 2014

perfect playlist

the perfect playlist. one your friends and you can listen to, or one you can listen to alone in the shower or on a midnight walk. songs that capture the hints of pain but keep you in the mood to persevere. distracts you with happiness in the little things in life.

this is a perfect playlist

by anonymous January 31, 2021