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by Lucas Mo January 21, 2019

cream egg

When performing anal sex without lube and the recipitent's asshole begins to bleed then mixing with the semen in their asshole resembling the filling of a cream egg.

I got cream egged recently, couldn't sit for a week.

by cyph shaves his armpits May 17, 2019

Easter Eggs

slang for MDMA (Ecstacy). A stress is usually placed on the 'e'.

I'm looking to roll, got some Easter Eggs.

by J November 26, 2003

egg sandwich

Noun: A fart that smells like rotten eggs generally caused by eating too many eggs 6 to 12 hours prior to expulsion. The gas is then cupped in the perpetrator's hand and offered to a friend by putting it under their nose directly in front of their face.

Knowing I had several hard boiled eggs at the barbeque this afternoon I was confident that I could deliver a potent egg sandwich to Jimmy while he was concentrating on beating Tom in FIFA '03.

by Isaacology October 15, 2006

Crack an Egg

The act of unloading ones jizz pistol into both hands and then miming the breaking of an egg over your partners face, letting the "egg whites" drip onto them.

"Make sure you Crack an Egg on her, for me."

by Boobafet August 27, 2014

wobbly eggs

British slang for downers. (xanax, valium, etc.)

He doesn't remember what happened last night because he ate those wobbly eggs.

by happilyoblivious May 27, 2009

friendship egg

an easter egg that contains the love baby of two best friends,usually an eraser,others uses :to kill bugs, to play catch with your cat and to scare pink anorexic girls/boys

golly gee look at kimchi's friendship egg of awesomeness

by JessicaKim September 11, 2007