your mum

your mum

i saw your mums smack dvd bruv

by shonic June 23, 2018

Your mother

Your mother is one of the largest and heaviest objects in the universe, weighing in at 1.989 x 1030 kg. To get an idea of how big this is, this is 330,000 times the weight (mass) of Earth. In our solar system, your mother is by far the heaviest object.

Mary: What is the heaviest thing in the universe?
Jeremy: Your mother

by BallSweat69 May 8, 2022

your gamerness

A parody of "Your Highness." Used in online chats typically from one gamer to another. Indicates a high respect and honor for the receiving end.

“Wanna play CS:GO?”
“Sure, your gamerness.”

by adbhv March 2, 2021

Your mother.

Your mother.

Guy1: Your mother was fun in bed last night
Guy2: What?
Guy1: What?
Santa Claus: What?
Satan: What?
God: What?
Your mother.: What?
Everyone else: What?

by Sulty Faroe July 29, 2022

Your mum

Your mum is a hot milf

I had sex with your mum last night

by Ihavefeelingsforu November 20, 2021

your mom

who I fucked last night

Kid: "I did your mom!"
Me: "Oh cool you also do that"

by dickweed69420 November 26, 2021

your mom

usually used when she/he doesn't have a comeback.

"your so weird" "your mom"

by ocean green blue May 18, 2020