someone who is mentally challenged as well as racist. We all know what retarted means. and i am sure most of you have seen the very asian racist Wii comercials, where the yellow skinned, pointy eyed japanease people say with a very obviously fake japanease accent "wii would like to play" while giving a stiff bow with hands folded in a very asian like way.
conrad: hey look i can speek mexican!!! "Taco burrito chihuahua gracias gracias!" duuurrrr
Jordan: conrad, you are Wii-tarded!
conrad: Look im asian! "Ching ching bing bing king kong sing song ring rong
ping pong tsiau mtsiau ntsiau mitsubishi honda toyota toshiba ding ding ding"
Jordan: Conrad, you are almost embarrasingly Wii-tarded
Jordan: conrad, you are Wii-tarded!
conrad: Look im asian! "Ching ching bing bing king kong sing song ring rong
ping pong tsiau mtsiau ntsiau mitsubishi honda toyota toshiba ding ding ding"
Jordan: Conrad, you are almost embarrasingly Wii-tarded
by A$hley Jacobs July 22, 2008

a person not intimately familiar with or that much cares about the lastest tech gadget or computer program available on the market
Him: I just got the latest iphone!
Her: Who cares, it'll be obsolete in 3 months. My cell doesn't even have a camera it's so old.
Me:Ha! Noob! My cell is so old it has a rotary dial. Beat that!
Him: You're such a tech tard.
Her: Who cares, it'll be obsolete in 3 months. My cell doesn't even have a camera it's so old.
Me:Ha! Noob! My cell is so old it has a rotary dial. Beat that!
Him: You're such a tech tard.
by applz mccraken August 14, 2008

1)A stupid dumb person who posts alot of stupid things on forums, sometimes for attention (see attention whore)
2)Someone who spends alot of time online, then is stupid enough to meet up with the people he/she talks to.
2)Someone who spends alot of time online, then is stupid enough to meet up with the people he/she talks to.
"I wish s/he'd stop posting...what an e-tard."
by Why the fuck should I tell you? August 29, 2004

Simple Jack: Yyyur ah R-tard! haha
by Zac P October 17, 2008

by SAMIMITCHELL December 28, 2005

Tard Ass : some one who is being a bit of a DICK HEAD and being supremley stupid and non sensical at the same time.
by mish February 11, 2005

by Haywood Jabloweme July 9, 2004
