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69

For some reason, humans appear to find this number humorous due to it being related to a method of procreation, it is unknown why they find sexual intercourse humorous.
Hehe 69, nice.” -Human Subject #058.
by Ludsam February 9, 2024
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69

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16……………………………………..60,61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69
69 is a number
by Startupgaming May 12, 2021
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*69

“Hey do you know why it’s called *69?”
“Oh, because the * looks like a butthole.”
by buttholeavenger October 21, 2022
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69 carat

A form of gold that doesn't even fucking exist; it's just pure gold, the phrase is typically said by unfunny people who don't even know 24 carat is the purest form of gold.
Guy1: and how much carat is that gold?
Guy2: 69 carat.
Guy1: are you fucking stupid?
by seudoman May 20, 2025
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69

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by U s e r name November 5, 2019
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pinocchio 69

When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.

Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"
I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.

Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.

What a fucking mess!!!
by Crotch pheasant June 22, 2014
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69 Bracelets

This is a bracelet worn by two men to enhance their ability of ejaculation when performing 69 with each other. They are worn on the tips of both of the men's penises to stimulate a large rope like ejaculation of semen. 69 bracelets may also be decorated with candy to enhance the flavor of deep-throating, and also to combine the taste of candy with semen, thus generating an overall more enjoyable 69 experience.
"Last night I used 69 Bracelets while doing 69 which made me nut really hard, and when my partner came, the candy made the semen taste even better than usual!"
by mike the penetrator July 11, 2015
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