jelly piece of shit

A fucked up piece of shit who is jelous of everything

Brittany is jelous of her imaginary future husband because he doesn't like her and he has a girlfriend who she doesn't like...... indicating that she is a jelly piece of shit

by fuck u Brittany August 5, 2015

pray to Jesus shits

Those really urgent bathroom trips where your stomach is cramping the whole time and it won’t stop coming out, so you literally pray to Jesus

Bruh, I just had one of those pray to Jesus shits

by YaboyNick2019 July 5, 2019

shit eating cunt

A large , unhealthy individual who usually shows physical signs of poor lifestyle choices, outwardly aggressive in tone and manner and generally unsympathetic to the needs of others

That shit eating cunt just drove over that child’s dog and laughed about it, whilst on their way home from the takeaway restaurant

by Mrs Pussywillow November 25, 2021

Tagging her shit

To fuck a girl really hard

I was tagging her shit last night

by Meccshon September 4, 2016

Lifeless piece of shit

Rohans main insult. When a wild Rohan gets angry, it will attempt in its verbal harrassment. Calling you a "lifeless piece of shit" is his most used way of insulting you. If you say he sucks at anything, except sucking dicks, he will get very mad and use this insult on you.

Emery: Ha, Rohan, you suck at Clash Royale, how did you lose LOL?
Rohan: sticks middle finger up You lifeless piece of shit Emery.

by DEPDIP May 23, 2017

Shit hits the fan

when something is about to go terribly wrong. What all the people on "Doomsday Preppers" say.

I made myself a bunker and have lots of food and guns stored in there, because we all know when shit hits the fan people is gonna wish they was me!!

by lafunDUH November 23, 2014

spin like shit

when someone can't decide between two things and ends up choosing neither of them.

like usual, Tyler can't decide between watching a movie or playing a game so he will spin like shit.

by DDistrict September 23, 2023