Milk man's day dream

When you insert the utter of a cow into your rectum and squeeze the utter to fill your anal cavity with milk.

Dude, I stole Debra's cow and I pulled a Milk man's day dream on it.

by Ginger Cat Attack December 26, 2019

I am Iron Man

Tony Stark's last words before he snapped his fingers in Avengers Endgame that made your mom cry, your dad cry, your sister cry, your cousin cry, and the whole world cry.

"I am inevitable." Thanos snaps and looks at his gauntlet like oh shit. He proceeds to looks at Tony who's like 'FUCK YOU' and Tony says, "I am iron man" Then sis snapped harder than Miley Cyrus in 2013.

by Someone you probably dont know October 13, 2019

Making bread for my man

Making bread for my man means that you’re slaying and doing good

“I’m making bread for my man tonight”

by Making bread for my man December 16, 2017

Men's Artifical man hairs

Well mens artifical man hairs are actually a thing not just a person, it is actually those weird hairs dudes have on their chins that they refuse to shave or wax off that really make you mad,they just dangle long individual hairs from their chin and are proud,(Something woman can't do and may be offended if you tell them they have these ) Guys thing they are atractive and could be seen rubbing their chin hairs while talking when they should really be rubbing them off,some woman may find them attractive and if you do nice go find you some men's artifical man hairs to love theirs nothing wrong with them their just weird and unnessacary/

Keili : Have you seen Caleb's men's artifical man hairs?
Jorie :Yea their long and straight but his hairs curly so its weird!
Keili: I know right they gotta go!
or

Jorie:I love men's artifical man hairs on guys it's attractive as heck
Keili: Get that out of here you crazy !

by Lil_ baby _skate December 2, 2018

Your Grandpa a man bra

Probably the worst thing you can say to anyone about their grandpas and the emotional trauma will cause suicide rates to rise 1000%

May: Your Granny Tranny
Josh: Oh yeah? Your Grandpa a Man Bra
May: *Jumps off cliff*
Mays Mom: *Jumps off tree*

Mays Dad: *Cries to death*

Mays Sister: *Changes name and moves 6 countries*

by CaptainCosmos May 14, 2018

handle me like a man

rough or hardcore sex basically to fuck someone hard in bed .

That bitch couldn't handle me like a man with his small cock .

by handle me like a man March 30, 2017

Kick man's balls October

When someone tells you "It's kick man's balls october" it defines as that you have been disrespectful to a woman.

It's kick man's balls october,and you just slapped her ass,sooo be ready to be spanked!

by Nomoredisrespect September 28, 2020