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Shit Covered Monkey

When you are going through a tough time personally, like a divorce, and nobody wants to be around you because you will shake off that shit and it will land on them. They avoid you.
Sorry bro, but she's not going to talk to you because you're a shit covered monkey right now. Wait a few months after all that shit is off you and she will probably talk to you.
by Frenchie Free May 29, 2018
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blast shit nickers

the act of passing gas and getting crap all over the inside of your pants
Hey son, i found a brown stain on your pants while doing laundry, did you blast shit nickers again?
by SOdeadAFTERschool September 1, 2010
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Shit-oramic view

When one is in shit so deep that all he sees is shit all around him. Or when your in such deep trouble, you look all around you, but all you see is a panoramic view of shit.
Dude#1: So, how life for you?

Dude#2: It's A Shit-oramic view.

Dude#1: Man, that sucks.
by Juliovonhoolio April 11, 2009
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Hot shit on a stick

Variation of Hot shit that my grandfather picked up during WWII and subsequently used on me when I thought I was being cool.
“Boy you think you’re hot shit on a stick don’t you?”
by CB3187 May 24, 2018
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social media that shit

Upload that to twitter, Facebook, etc...
by EasyD803 December 22, 2013
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mug made of shit

its a mug made of shit
my mug is mug made of shit
by dildomunchies June 22, 2019
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The "Day After" Shit

The first shit after a St. Patrick's day green beer party. This green turd smells like a frat house after a keg party.
I killed my room mates with the "day after" shit. Paybacks are a bitch.
by Football Fn Monkey July 6, 2016
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