Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

show me your shower head

Is code to ask a male to show his genitals, particularly his penis

Hey dude wanna show me your shower head? No! I'm not showing you my pens! Stop texting me!

by DanFan4Life! April 15, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>Call Me Walter Bruce Willis Through Pamela Isley<.7.9.76.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Call Me Walter Bruce Willis Through Pamela Isley<.7.9.76.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Call Me Walter Bruce Willis Through Pamela Isley<.7.9.76.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Yo Me Voy A Morir Pro Lo Que Yo Creo<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Yo Me Voy A Morir Pro Lo Que Yo Creo<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Yo Me Voy A Morir Pro Lo Que Yo Creo<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

fuc me up

I love that sht

Ex; "OMG I LOVE DEEP FRIED EGGS FUC ME UP"

by myshit.org June 11, 2017

Don’t dick on me

Do not disrespect my shit

Ron: You don’t know what you’re talking about, babe
Kat: Don’t dick on me

by stuartc1 July 25, 2021

Why Me?

ife felt so right
I was drowned in your light
With the world so in tune
?Til you made me out for a fool
Left with nothing to do
can't forget about you
With my heart in my heart
Pack my bags, leave my memories with you
You gave me nothing but misery
I found so much more
You used me oh so helplessly
I don't want your sympathy
Why me?
Why me?
Why me when I was the one who could set your heart free?
Why me?
Why me?
Why me?

You took all the love I gave up selfishly
Why me?
Trapped in your space
Never thought I could face
Going one step beyond
When I knew deep inside I was strong
Now I know what it takes
can't repeat the mistakes
When new love comes along
it'll give me what I?ll call my own
You gave me nothing but misery
I found so much more
You used me oh so helplessly
I don't want your sympathy
Why me?
Why me?
Why me when I was the one who could set your heart free?

by Death Menace March 8, 2023