Most Perfect Boy Ever

Marco. Marco has the cutest smile you’ll ever see. He speaks soft words and gives the most comfortable hugs. He always asks to hold hands when walking or sitting together. Before he leaves he’ll look at you with his gorgeous eyes and ask for one last goodbye kiss. But, his stench reeks and invades the air. His stink is so bad grass shrivels and dies as he walks over it, and any water surrounding him evaporates from his hotness. He is so hot that he is the reason the globe is warming. However, love is stronger than his scorching heat and his terrible stench. In fact, it’s been scientifically proven that Marco’s love can heal every broken bone caused from tripping over his cuteness within 24 hours. He’s so incredibly smart and cute.

In conclusion, the absence of Marco is the absence of life and love itself; it is a tragic fate to endure. Sucks for everyone else who doesn’t get to date the Most Perfect Boy Ever. He makes life a bazillion times better and brings so so so much joy and happiness. He is warm, safe, and protecting. He always keeps his beb fed and happy. He gives the bestest hugs ever (especially since he’s the buffest).

And that’s why Sally is the luckiest to date him <3

Poop pleb 1: Wow do you know who the Most Perfect Boy Ever is?

Poop pleb 2: Marco?

Poop pleb 1: literally

Poop pleb 2: yeah your boyfriend sucks compared to Sally’s boyfriend Marco.

by Marcoiscute January 29, 2023

country boy beat down

Good ole fashion ass beating. No bs just knuckles & boots.

Guy 1: man last night was crazy, and u look like shit.
Guy 2: Yea I shouldn't have bit that stripper.
Guy 1: told you. got yourself a country boy beat down too.

by Myke Litoris August 9, 2015

Mt dew tall boy

tall lanky man who lives in a small room constructed out of mountain dew and exclusively drinks mountain dew. maybe the occasional sip of water though. and he games.

Do you see that tall guy over? Yeah he is a "mt dew tall boy" He plays video games and drinks mt dew products all day and night. Sometimes water too.

by Winzloooo November 11, 2020

Spidercop the BOY sent by cyberlife

The ultimate hero sent to earth by future Jacksepticeyeto protect all memes

Random dude: Look its... wtf is that

Any jacksepticeye fan: its... spidercop the BOY sent by cyberlife?

by Spidercop the BOY sent by cybe March 20, 2019

Boy from my dreams

That perfect boy. That one boy that always is in your dreams, hoping you wake up and that he exists. That one boy who is very sweet, tender, tough, handsome, hot and soft at the same time. That one boy is everything you like, a dream boy that has every little piece you like from every guy. You are so in love with him, but you are so fucking sad because you know, you just know that he doesn't excist... I feel that feeling, and I hate it, but I also like it, because it feels like you're in love, but the thought that he just doesn't excist makes me so mad and sad at the same time...

I am so fucking in love with someone. I feel in my bones and stomach that I am in love, but it is just a boy from my dreams...

by Wild Sunflower May 19, 2021

big boy sweet tea

A full unit, loves to party and respect women

Big boy sweet tea respected the shit outa that girl last night

by Seth Rogen January 7, 2019

Jungle boy known as Edgars

When u hear "aaaaaaaaaasss" its the jungle boy comin. He favourite food is ass with erectum. His bff is Kaspiiiii. Lesters gejs. Favourite singer is Edy shemale
#buviite #noice
In latin hes called"fuckinum retardum"
Hes the only one.

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-The Dumbass team

Jungle boy known as Edgars

by Depression Nr.007 January 30, 2019