Zach

Zach is the friend who will stick by you kn matter what. He will be there for you in your time of need. He has beautiful red hair and he is stunningly charming.

Wow he is so nice, he is such a Zach.

by BioReactor February 7, 2018

Zach Rock

A boy who eats a lot and has a pee fetish he can not control

"hey can you send me the homework?"
"I can't even use my phone Zach Rock is spamming me asking for a video of me peeing."
"Freak."
"IKR"

by iqrjfierjbviqerbve February 15, 2018

Zachary bender

An tic tac shaped piece of shit cocksucking asshole

Wow , Jerome is being such a Zachary bender

by Buhnrop premium May 8, 2018

zach butts

Badass mo-fucka who loves nipple tweaking and dragon blasting the fuck out of some hoes

Don’t make me go all Zach Butts on you bitch.

by ZBooty69 May 9, 2018

Zach Fact

Facts that are immediately known to be true. That's a Zach Fact

Kid #1: The sky is yellow
Kid #2: No it isn't moron
Kid #1: Well it's a Zach Fact
Kid #2: Aw shit you're right

by <;)> May 11, 2018

zach hochberg

A man who is ugly, fat, and fails 9th grade but somehow pulls the baddest bitch in the club.

Damn I wish I was a Zach hochberg last night.

by Gary Townsend May 15, 2018

Zach

The most aggressive asshole you will ever see.

Normally very attractive, but has a shit sense of humor when around people he dislikes.

He has an over average sized penis normally ranging between 5-7.5 inches but when its inside your cunt it feels like 12 inches

Peter: Don't fuck with Zach!

Mark: Why the fuck not?

Peter: Because hes after breaking my jaw!!!

by Zach Boyd May 19, 2018