Not your mom

Yeah, no shit. My mom's not a filth-slut.

Filth-slut "I'm not your mom!"

Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

Your mom

What I did last night

Me and your mom last night: kissy sounds

by Swishcar November 4, 2022

your mom

its a word you use to joke with your friend

Sarah: im so hungry

Clarissa: thats what your mom said to me last night

Julia : my butt hurts

Clarissa: thats what your mom said

by dieznutsinyou September 11, 2022

Your mom

Someone who gave life to you.

Your mom is nice.

by Kenlee elzer April 12, 2022

Your mom

A fat fucking pig

Your mom so fat
She’s just like a pig

by Man really forgor December 16, 2021

Your Mom

Your mom jokes are used for Dumb jokes 3rd graders use

3rd grader:Your Mom is so Fat, When she fell I didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.

Other 3rd grader:Ohhhhhhh That was goooood

by 09M09M October 21, 2021

Your mom

It’s something big even thanos is scared of “it”

thanos:THIS WOLRD IS MINE
Me: well come here your mom

thanos:AHHHHHH

by Big Steve man thing November 22, 2020