waxing my wheels

A saying that is similar to "buttering you up" for a malicious purpose.

An instance where one person tries to take advantage of the other by using subjective persuasive language to produce a desired result.

The wheels on skateboards can be waxed, but too much isn't good.

"You're great at packing the dishwasher, like really good, I didn't know you were that good!?"

"You're just waxing my wheels".

OR

can be used to describe someone preparing with awareness of something to likely go wrong or badly. This can be interpreted as "kidding" or "joking".

"You are so good at packing the dishwasher!"
"You're waxing my wheels right now"

by cocolingo August 11, 2025

wheel of despair

Bad things keep happening in a life that makes a person experience a spinning wheel of despair. See also pit of despair; well of despair; depression; sissyphos.

First my mom died. Then my gf left me, my father got heart disease, I quit my degree and my dad cheated me out of my mothers will. Although I have had a few prexious good moments, everything seems to come back. And worse than before. It is like I am stick in a wheel of despair.

by UrbanMolb February 14, 2017

Wheeling

To flirt with someone

My friend is wheeling this girl

by beatriecemichaelchuck2k16 May 17, 2018

octopus faris wheel

When you grab a octopus and throw it and it flys like a ferris wheel

"Bro i just threw an insane octopus faris wheel!"

by Pab10_69 August 29, 2023

Dragon Wheels

The Sweetest wheels you can put an a bicycle, Full race and Bombproof!

Those Dragon Wheels are SMOKIN"!

by The BMX Man February 5, 2010

Cheese wheel

A nickname given to a male with a penis that is wider than it is long. Otherwise known as a choad.

That guy over there has a cheese wheel.

by 300rum July 27, 2014

Color Wheel Sprinkler

When 12 men each of different skin color complexions form in a circle around you and ejaculate in your face

"Bro, last week, I tagged along in a Color Wheel Sprinkler, and let me tell you, it was refreshing and made my skin more clear!"

"I just knew you were gay."

by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025