take one for the team

The act of taking the obese chick in a bunch of hot chicks, so the the other guys can get laid. Unfortunately, there are very few men who will take one for the team, and with good reason. If you find one, let me know.

Champ over there gets to take one for the team, this time

by ... November 29, 2003

take a toilet

to take a crap. to take a poop.

Wooo-Dallas! Do I EVER need to take a toilet! Them pigskins done eat my colon to pieces!

by mangusforeal June 18, 2006

take a wazzard

To take a piss.

"Dude, pull over at the next store. I really gotta take a wazzard."

by H8TECH December 23, 2009

Take a Doth

The act of deficating.

Oh man... after eating all that terrible mexican food yesterday, I really gotta go take a Doth.

by eapounderini September 8, 2010

take home to the fam piece

opposite of being a slam piece

A well-rounded girl who is well-mannered and wife material. But may be a freak in bed.

"I'm not a slampiece, I'm a take home to the fam piece."

A southern Belle.

by lsugirl2323 November 2, 2011

Take rope

Smoke marijuana.

You take rope?

by ropedope April 1, 2012

take a sit

To sit on the toilet to shit, but nothing comes out. Result being 'a sit'.

It took Audrey 8 minutes to realize that she was in the bathroom only to take a sit, and nothing more.

by backotruck October 28, 2013