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The Trainline Effect

An observable effect that results in the myopic and inattentive rejection of newer technology without logic and reason, and accusing the technology of causing issues that are simply human error (while the technology provides accurate information based on the request made by the user). This can be observed amongst large samples of the railway workforce.
I observed The Trainline Effect in action as the militant RMT rep once again blogged about a broken ticket machine, exclaiming “COMPUTERS NEVER WORK!”
by Dow Jones March 22, 2023
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Slow up the train man

Liz: At class today this boy told me he wanted to get my lovin. Guess what I said!
Kel: What did you do.
Liz: Slow up the train man. Take yo' nonsense, pack it in a suitcase, zip it and manage. Before I kick your booty to tune town. You can even manage the train tell yo crew your nonsense and they can believe what ever you tell them.
Kel: WTH did you just say.
Liz: What my momma would have said.
Kel; (lol) omg your something else
Liz: I know! Now, please let me have a snack woman.
by Wolfdg8mys0ul00lz December 1, 2009
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poppa money train

A comical term of enderement when a man pickes up the tab for hie wife or girlfriend,

you may hear the question, ok which one of you are paying the tab
Poppa Money Train is paying the tab for my eyebrow wax

when the male pickes up the tab.
by Momma No bucks February 26, 2010
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Cowboy Freight Train

When a group of men stand in a line and have anal sex with the person in front of them so on and so forth, while walking and imitating train whistle noises with their mouths. Usually wearing cowboy attire.
1) "We had the craziest cowboy freight train at our lemon party last night."

2) "Hey look! Those guys are having sex let's go start a cowboy freight train."

3) Call up all your friends, there's going to be a huge cowboy freight train in front of the city hall. Bring your cowboy hats and boots.
by Jimbo McDoodle Snout June 9, 2011
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That Evil Trainer

An innocent person, who technically ruins the life of someone he/she knows. This definition is based after the very sad and eerie tale of Gary's Raticate.
Guy 1: Man, even though Gary Oak is a real meanie, I actually feel sorry for the guy. I mean, he's had his innocence stolen, his dreams crushed, and the love of his grandfather ultimately stolen away. All by that evil Trainer.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's really mean. *gets on knees and looks up at the sky* Curse you Trainer! Why would you do this to your rival? YOUR INNOCENT RIVAL?!?!?!?!?!?
by BulbaHomebrew March 16, 2013
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T-shirt Training

T-shirt training refers to going to the gym with the sole purpose of gettin' buff for da ladiezzzzz. Often performed before a big night out in order to look fresh, a t-shirt training session involves doing bench press, biceps curls and tricep extensions in order to get PUMPED!!!!!!! Although such a routine will leave you with a disproportionate upper body half, this is not an issue as massive 'guns' are DENCHHHHH!!!!

It is a well know fact that if you perform a big t-shirt sesh before a night out, you are 99.99% more likely to get laid.
"Yo playa, you gonna put in a t-shirt training sesh before going out tonight?"

"You know it brother gotta stay fresh for ma bitches. LEAVE IT YEAH!!!"
by Ali A-H October 21, 2012
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louisiana doo doo train

A Louisiana doo doo train is when a person eats a big rack of bbq ribs then poops into someone elses butt, then that person poops on the first persons chest.
Its like 2 girls 1 cup but without vomit and you poop in to the persons butthole then get all that poop on your chest thus making it into the Louisiana doo doo train.
by Jamaal "blackhole" blackman December 9, 2013
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