Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.

204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!

by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021

David Cook

When a person is a simp, is short, has a small balls and no penis.

Wow that person is such a David Cook

by Asterox October 9, 2021

Cook Girl

A weirdo kid who tries to be a funny. She calls her friends' buffoons and always fake cries. She is also a really good cook. And has a father Tim Cook the CEO of apple. She also NEVER plays Roblox with Souza BOYYYYYYY.

Cook Girl is at it again Yall.

She's always acting like a Cook Girl.

by Cook Girl October 10, 2021

Cook up

To engage in music production/recording/producing, etc.

you record the vocals and I'm going to cook up a beat

by M4OE October 28, 2021

Cooked

Someone who is absolutely blitz e.g, bro you're cooked did you rinse a 24 pack or hit the glass barbie?

Also someone who has no idea what the fuck is going on l.

Sup Cory what the fuck are you talking about... bro you are fucken cooked have you been on the glass barbie again?

by DR Tipple September 5, 2021

Slow Cook

To be misleading to someone by being nice to their face just to make fun of them behind their back.

Why are you talking to that weird kid?

Naw I’m just trynna slow cook him.

by Skoodiloo Child September 20, 2021

Olivia cook

olivua cook is a bratty pick me girl who loves fidgets and thinks she is all that

Boy: hey why is that girl so annoying
boy:oh thats olivia cook

by Draco...simp September 29, 2021