Table snake

A game played at dinner parties and other events. A male puts his penis on the table and waits for someone to notice by yelling "table snake!"
Whoever can go unnoticed the longest wins.

We played table snake at the Christmas party last night. Johnny won when it took 10mins for anyone to notice that his snake wasn't just a misplaced cabana.

by Professor Rosseforp March 11, 2021

Vanilla Snake

A caucasian, or white penis, usually above the national average in length, but not width.

Luke: Listen, my man may have a bad personality , but under those garments he's been feeding his vanilla snake.

by Pseudodumb January 15, 2016

Tinsel Snake

Garland

You know that Tinsel Snake on the Christmas Tree and my sweater.

by Rocky M! December 09, 2021

Solid Snake

Dummy thicc sneaking man

hrngh colonel, im Solid Snake. Big fat ass

by Pizza Hut? More like PIZZA BUT May 22, 2019

Blood Snake

A slang term for the male erection

I'll tell you what, she charmed by blood snake that night

by dogboy69 May 05, 2020

Snake nap

A nap after eating a large meal. Like the postprandial rest/digest phase after a snake ingests a large meal.

"That burger was epic, I'm going to need a snake nap after finishing it".

by RLJ86 July 13, 2021

smashing snake

Pressing your penis against a glass door or window.

Cmon Butters, quit smashing snake.

by Skankhunt422 November 13, 2016