A handsome, Rugged man who enjoys a good cup of PG Tips.
Also known for his awesome robot dance moves.
Also known for his awesome robot dance moves.
"Isn't that Edward Tissington a sight for sore eyes!"
by KR18191 August 17, 2012
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Johnny pooped. When he was done he used Scott to whipe his bum.
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