tickle the porpoise

v. masturbation

dude, when I saw that pamela Anderson video, I HAD to go tickle the porpoise!

by rascalollie August 10, 2009

Tick Vision

how everything looks when your under the influence of marijuana. It looks like everything is ticking in super speed in the direction your turning.

i smoked a blunt, and started seeing in tick vision

by vizzzyy May 28, 2010

TicketRaper

A multi-national conglomerate event ticket seller that forcefully extracts money from its victims. A monopoly on par with Carnegie's Standard Oil, TicketRaper has avoided trust-busting only by making hefty campaign contributions to politicians.

See also: ticketbastard, ticketmaster

Ten dollars for a ticket! I'm there. Buy! Okay, eight dollar service fee... twelve dollar processing fee? six dollar printing fee? I already hit buy! Wait, now it's asking me to bend over--AAAUGH! AUUGH! TICKETRAPER!

by McSnizzSnazz September 21, 2010

Tickle my penguin

1. Another word for self gratification. 2. When something turns you on.

1. I was so hot yesterday, I had to tickle my penguin.

2. That really tickles my penguin.

by Imoria Grey May 21, 2011

Ticki Day

A day to celebrate supervisors named Tiffany and Nicki!!!!

Today is National Ticki Day!!

by Ticki 1637 October 12, 2011

Ticketgami

The act of folding or beding the ticket stub from a trip to the cinema, usually dring the ads / trailers before the start of the movie.

Wow that guy is awesome at ticketgami!

by JBaird1985 October 17, 2011

ticket insurance

The one car going faster than you when you're speeding on the freeway. The general idea is that you can go as fast as you want as long as the other guy is going faster, that way if a cop sees you both speeding he will pull over the other guy and not you.

Wow, I'm going 80 in the fast lane and this jackass just zoomed past me. Ticket insurance!

by The 5th Floor December 17, 2012