I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
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Opposite of a turnt up god, someone who is a beautiful goddess but acts like a grandma.
Becky, you're such a turn down goddess, omg ugh wah (Becky is French that's why she said wah).
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Someone who starts out well when making draft picks but screws everything up when it comes to picking his backline, claiming width and time to be 'social constructs'.
anyway, ty you're turn. You are a turn!
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When a minority group asks for equal rights by placing themselves above what was above them instead of leveling out the playing field; i.e. ‘taking turns’ becoming the majority group.
Minorites won’t be taken seriously by others if they resort to turn-based equality because doing so tells them that they’re better than who they are (when in reality, they aren’t).
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when you try to have a conversation with a hamster driving his zero turn lawn mower and he ignores you and just keeps driving.
"buds over there being lard on the zero turn"
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A transliteration from Chinese buzzword 折腾 (zhe teng), which means "to be tormented by endless turning left and turning right and turning left and turning right", "to be tormented by endless going back and forth", or figuratively, "to be tormented by toing and froing", "to piss people around".
Don't Z-turn! Let's keep it simple!
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A transliteration from Chinese buzzword 折腾 (zhe teng), which means "to be tormented by restless turning left and turning right and turning left and turning right", "to be tormented by going back and forth", or figuratively, "to be tormented by toing and froing", "to piss people around".
Don't Z-turn! Let's keep it simple!
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