Cotton Taco

When you first get your period and you're not aware of your vagina so you just wedge the tampon between your labia.

I was 13 and had no instruction before my first period and gave myself a cotton taco.

by Bootsie Barker Bites February 06, 2016

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Slather The Taco

i have a felling Suzy is going to slather the taco when she gets home

by Skwealbag September 27, 2018

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A taco tug...getting a handjob by a day laborer in the home depot parking lot.

jaun forgot his leaf blower today so he had to give taco tugs behind home depot today.

by toyotafj62 March 08, 2016

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When two girls ride each other’s vaginas and scissor each other

by Home bag October 06, 2019

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Grabbing the edges of your pillow over your ears too muffle the noise of your fuck boy roommates at 4am

"Bros you're being so loud can you quiet down?"

"Nah man, suck a fat one and pillow taco your shit."

by DreamyyZo May 03, 2015

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The act of vomitting on a vagina while eating it out and continuing to eat out said vagina.

Guy: may I give you a vomit taco?
Girl: what's that?
Guy: I vomit on your snatch and eat you out.
Girl: oh absolutely!

by Ijjjsh November 22, 2011

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The time between taco delivery and taco mastication when one must not dilly dally for fear of said tacos dogfoodifying as they get cold.

"Man, these tacos be smellin' good! We best eat 'em quick. tick taco, muthatrukka!"

by Heinous Realist June 18, 2015

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