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Do a mouse a favour….

Mice dont like cats….so do a mouse a four and eat a pussy
Guy 1: “Man my misses and I have been fighting she wants me to eat her pussy…?”
Guy 2: well mate, sounds like you better go do a mouse a favour…..and eat a pussy!”
by Daisypips January 13, 2024
mugGet the Do a mouse a favour….mug.

mouse bong

A contraption consisting of an empty paper towel tube, two pieces of paper towel and an empty pen. Stuffing a piece of paper towel in one end and placing a live mouse inside and closing off the opposite end with paper towel wrapped around empty pen to allow air flow into the chamber. Take four hits of marijuana and blow into the mouse bong.
Dude; What are you blowing pot smoke into, Man?
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!
by Bauxb October 31, 2017
mugGet the mouse bongmug.

Mouse back

A frozen mouse in a glass of milk, drank on the side with scotch and tomato juice, jeffery dahmer’s specialty cocktail.
Darwin was sick from the mouse back, but he knew he had to finish it, for it was dahmer’s favorite, for the homies he said. And then passed away.
by Ebutta December 2, 2022
mugGet the Mouse backmug.

walking the mouse

When a woman wears a loose fitting shirt without a bra.
It's so obvious that Sarah is walking the mouse.
by DirkDiglett January 31, 2015
mugGet the walking the mousemug.

Mouse

the animal i just crushed the fucking skull of lmao im not ok
by ExpiredWater March 6, 2023
mugGet the Mousemug.

Mouse

Mouse your the best cat
by Mouse 1616 May 10, 2019
mugGet the Mousemug.

A Mickey Mouse

A guy with huge balls and tiny dick. The large balls are the ears and the small dick is the nose and together that makes it look like Mickey Mouse.
mugGet the A Mickey Mousemug.

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