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Matt Rash

the severe and extensive facial bleeding experienced post making out with Matthew Ragh.
Guy 1 : Dude, whats up with your face?

Guy 2 : Oh I know. I made out with Matt Ragh last night.

Guy 1 : Got a case of the Matt Rash. Nice one bra.
by jarpag October 13, 2010
mugGet the Matt Rashmug.

matt kirkwood

An absoulute animal in the sheets and has the body of a tank mixed with a wooly mammoth. Loves by his friends and by every girl.
Call in the tank. Nah call Matt Kirkwood.
by Matt Kirkwood February 15, 2018
mugGet the matt kirkwoodmug.

matt buckingham

Brandon: Your racist
Ms Williamson: Stop saying that
Brandon: You goat matt
Matt Buckingham: *dem lols*
by HelloMrBrandon November 11, 2013
mugGet the matt buckinghammug.

Matt Faggott

Boy on twitter. Cute and writes great tweets. He's hot and one of the best tweeters.
Person 1: "omg have you seen Matt Faggott on twitter?!"
Person 2: "yeah omg he's well hot but he'll never notice me".
by C4rrotm0nster_ December 17, 2012
mugGet the Matt Faggottmug.

Matt Delantonio

matt delantonio is the biggest simp this side of the mississippi. he is what you would call a borderline retard, and has the IQ of an unbaked muffin. Matt Delantonio is dating a fellow unbaked muffin named Sofia, who is the dominant one in the relationship and single handedly destroyed his friend group. All of Matt Delantonios friends now despise him.
damn that simp is a Matt delantonio to the max nigaaaa
by 420weed69 January 12, 2020
mugGet the Matt Delantoniomug.

Matt Serrano

A gay, lesbian, bisexual, perverted, retarded, weird, autistic boy/constipated elephant all mixed into one package that will certainly make you cringe so hard you’ll want to hurl yourself off a bridge and be impaled by a gay pride flag pole. Matt Serrano is so ugly you’ll throw up so much that it will reach china. Matt is in love with every thing that either notices his existence or looks at him for a millisecond. Matt likes to collect toenails from random sewer rats and uses them to pop his enormous pepperoni pimples.
Matt Serrano is mostly used to wipe a garbage mans ass crack
by Randy DiSmellio January 16, 2020
mugGet the Matt Serranomug.

Matt

by Apfkdlwowkr September 11, 2020
mugGet the Mattmug.

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