a sex act so depraved it can't be described on TV -- not even basic cable! It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
by mswyrr February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. Canadian: Canada's history is full of inspiring stories.
American: NO, you exist because America needed to keep the sun out of its eyes.
American: NO, you exist because America needed to keep the sun out of its eyes.
by Ethan bo bethan February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by abaum February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. To be given a television show by a mediocre comedian and a corrupt national broadcasting corporation, only to have it taken away seven months later.
by Your Brother's Kid February 7, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual maneuver involving a frigid woman and a man hung like a moose. The man stands over the woman and uses his moose-like phallus to ejaculate on her face and chest. After completion, he states "Tasty poutine, eh?" If the prudish woman responds in the negative, he burns her white house down a la the War of 1812. If she responds in the positive, he pays her a loonie and a toonie and whatever Canadian Tire money he has on him.
Sarah was left with a mess on her hands and face when Wayne burned her house down following a nasty Canada's History gone right.
by Steagle the Cobeagle February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. when a man riding a moose wraps his skin flute in ham (aka canadian bacon) and flaunts it in front of a brigade of canadian mounties while simultaneously pleasuring celine dion (a canadian) with a hockey stick covered in maple leaves
guy #1: how'd things go last night with Trish?
guy #2: not great. gave her the old Canada's History and now i've been slapped with 47 misdemeanors.
guy #2: not great. gave her the old Canada's History and now i've been slapped with 47 misdemeanors.
by STL Dark Knight February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. First, use the Stanley Cup to make some french toast. Then pour the maple syrup on the french toast and eat it.
Last, invite a girl back to your apartment and beat her with the antlers of a moose.
Last, invite a girl back to your apartment and beat her with the antlers of a moose.
First, he used the Stanley Cup to make some french toast.
Then he poured some maple syrup on the french toast and ate it. Last, a girl finally came back to this guy's and the first thing he does is beat her with the antlers of a moose.
"Canada's History"
Then he poured some maple syrup on the french toast and ate it. Last, a girl finally came back to this guy's and the first thing he does is beat her with the antlers of a moose.
"Canada's History"
by Daflintsnatcha February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.