Desperate Warrior

A person who fought a battle for social justice in a stupid and very counterproductive way
When you want to do something at all costs, but you don't have the right mental skills. Often the battle carried on ends up becoming a joke.

Is a subgenre of Social Justice Warrior.

"Of all the problems that exist and that devastate our lives. Have you decided to fight this? You are a desperate warrior."

by Sorry W December 6, 2020

warrior cats

The best book series ever. Written by erin hunter. Feral cats living in the woods.

Me: Have you read warrior cats
Friend: duh
Stranger: Whats that
*Shoots stranger*

by Thetntteam June 15, 2024

Welfare Warrior

An unemployed shit talker who needs government assistance to stay off the streets.

Johnny: “Don’t walk through that neighborhood, it’s full of welfare warriors”
Tim: “Oh shit, I didn’t notice since its night time”

by Goofy Goober YEA September 25, 2025

Sub 70 IQ Warrior

Coined by V and T, This refers to the diagnostic criteria to be classified as Intellectually disabled. Often used when someone does something deemed "stupid."

"Look at that Sub 70 IQ Warrior, can't even put his words together!"

by Vicki-Mango September 17, 2025

Caffeine Warrior

A person, typically between the ages 13 and 19, who consumes an unhealthy amount of caffeine thinking it will help them tryhard better in first person shooter games

Dude Insert Username is such a Caffeine warrior poor guy's gonna have a heart attack if he keeps it up, your health is more important than your skills in a video game.

by o_aoo February 18, 2021

dirty warrior

The act of engaging in anal sex (doggy style position) and feces comes out, so you proceed to take your index fingers on both hands and scoop it up and swipe it under your eyes like warrior paint, and proceed with the deed.

Mikey was giving Erica anal, and a little poop came out, so he became a dirty warrior.

by Dirty Warrior April 28, 2024

Nipple Warrior

Jeremy is the Nipple Warrior. To be the Nipple Warrior gives you great pride and joy, knowing you are looked up at by all, making you feel nearly god-like. It is rumored that the Nipple Warrior is the second coming of Christ.

Look! There goes the Nipple Warrior! He's so sexy.

by Nipple Warrior October 1, 2020