tank bunny

A woman who finds tankies (traveling water tower welders/fabricators) and meets their lonely needs, regardless of their relationship status.

Tankie 1: “man, I need to find me a tank bunny. I’ve been in a dry spell ever since we have been on the road.
Tankie 2: “I’m sure you can find one easily. After all, what happens on the road, stays on the road!”

by Thecword52 December 19, 2022

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Schwanky Tank

The country version of Schwinkie Tink, only dressed like a cowboy and likes to reenact brokeback mtn.

I cant believe Jacob was such a Schwanky Tank today.

by Schwinkies man March 14, 2009

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The Tank

A heaven-sent, reservoir of water used to quench the thirst of even the heaviest of stoners.

"Hey man pass the Tank, I chiefed that stizz way too much."

by lostipos.305.stoner October 14, 2022

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the tanks

Tanks above camp dodge in Johnston Iowa, where teens go to make out, have wild car sex, smoke weed, and drink.

“Dude I took my girl to the tanks after our date, you bet she gave me head”

by Johnstonsfullofhoes March 25, 2018

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Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline

Anonymous Caller: Me and my cousin do the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline for fun.

Whataburger Employee: What's that?

Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.

Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!

You take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in your ass or another's ass for fun; then you have a Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline.

by An Enthusiast of Pipelines December 13, 2022

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