a computer or computer software package that has many faults, issues or bugs. If you have a picnic in the swamp it will attract alot of bugs.
That install in St. Louis was a real swamp picnic. The system crashed so many times we finally gave up!
by videix September 07, 2009
A foul smelling yellow eyed creature from the back alleys of Detroit that comes out at night to gather your belongings while you sleep in order to fulfill his crack motivating mission.
Damn that swamp lurker bastard from the alley two streets down stole all my shit out of the garage last night.
by King Smidi August 25, 2017
A girl from, or in close proximity to, a swampy region. Often in southern parts of the southeastern states (think Mobile, AL, south LA, MS, GA, etc.).
They are often “country hot” but they spit fire and you never want to cross one. But, if she likes you, you will enjoy some insane sex and never be bored.
They are often “country hot” but they spit fire and you never want to cross one. But, if she likes you, you will enjoy some insane sex and never be bored.
by AubieBham February 18, 2023
A certain type of denizen of the more rural areas in Florida, known for their lack of both hygeine and intelligence.
That toothless swamp tard at the mini mart couldn't figure out how to make change for a dollar when I bought a pack of gum!
by calisun23 May 03, 2008
Your girlfriend is on her period. The towel you're using to bang on is used to "mop up" the juices at random intervals during intercourse
by Gronkum March 19, 2016
Bob: "Hey did Candy give you head yet?"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"
by Beeeeeeen Doveerrrrrr February 15, 2012